april or ann
Parks and Recreation + urban dictionary name definitons (insp)
“I love this town. And when you love something, you don’t threatened it, you don’t punish it. You fight for it. You take care of it. You put it first. As your City Counselor, I will make sure that no one takes advantage of Pawnee. If I seem too passionate, it’s because I care. If I come on strong, it’s because I feel strongly. And if I push too hard, it’s because things aren’t moving fast enough. This is my home, you are my family, and I promise you, I’m not going anywhere.”
5.18 animal control / 6.13 ann and chris
I’m a nurse, and frankly, I don’t really care for politics. But I’m here to talk about the abandoned lot on Sullivan Street.
“The bankrupt government of Pawnee has been shut down all summer, so it’s been three months of no work, no meetings, no memos, no late nights, nothing. I wouldn’t wish it on my worst enemy.”